The Patton Oswalt Google-Off

    This blog began with one very simple premise…I must acquire more Google results than comedian/actor/writer Patton Oswalt.  My first blog entry theorized that were I able to become as well-known as Oswalt I would be able to get published.  Makes sense, right?

    Granted, he has a huge head start.  But anything is possible if you believe.  And everyone likes an underdog.  I’m Rocky.  I’m Rudy.  I’m Reggie (okay, I’m not sure which Reggie I’m referring to here, it’s just that the two-syllable R-named underdogs of cinematic fame were creating an irresistable pattern).

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     Many people have asked me what they can do to help in this, the first recorded Google-off in history.  Don’t fret, there are many ways you can assist in making this upset a reality.  (1) Visit this blog often.  Bookmark it.  Subscribe to it.  Link to it.  Comment on it.  Tell everyone you know about it.  (2) Drop my name (Makya McBee) anywhere and everywhere on the internet.  Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.  (Hint: Keep it positive.  “Awesome job!  You totally Makya McBeed that test” is preferable to “What is that stench?  It smells like someone Makya McBeed up in this joint.”)  (3) If you run into Oswalt, politely ask him to stop publicizing himself (if I can’t catch up with him, maybe we can bring him down to my level).  

    If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact me at

  1. JamesSnyder1 says:

    Good luck to you in defeating Patton Oswalt. Do you also have a gang sign that I can flash…something like “MM”?

  2. jimsnyder1 says:

    Yes! I will wear my paisly print gang shirt in your honor. Let’s see Patton Oswalt have gang members do that for him.

  3. elenterprises says:

    Good luck Chuck…. I hope you found the humor in that statement. If not, at least I got a chuckle out of it. Lmao! No but seriously, good luck man.

    • Makya McBee says:

      Your reference has sailed over my head…isn’t that a Dane Cook movie? There must be a connection here I’m missing (wouldn’t be the first time). Nevertheless, I appreciate the support. Patton’s not an easy man to defeat.

  4. aclundin says:

    Who is Patton Oswalt?

  5. Dixit Kumar Jain says:

    how did you add share button in your blog?

    • Makya McBee says:

      It’s easier for you to just cut and paste that question into Google (along with “wordpress”) than for someone as technically impaired as I to answer it. Thanks for stopping by and good luck.

  6. Simply because you are the funniest blogger (not Blogger as in blogspot but blogger like thats wht you do), I may just add “makya mcbee” as tags on all my posts.

  7. Becky says:

    I have your link on my blog….good luck against Patton Oswalt…..I find him pretty aggravating!

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