The Patton Oswalt Google-Off
This blog began with one very simple premise…I must acquire more Google results than comedian/actor/writer Patton Oswalt. My first blog entry theorized that were I able to become as well-known as Oswalt I would be able to get published. Makes sense, right?
Granted, he has a huge head start. But anything is possible if you believe. And everyone likes an underdog. I’m Rocky. I’m Rudy. I’m Reggie (okay, I’m not sure which Reggie I’m referring to here, it’s just that the two-syllable R-named underdogs of cinematic fame were creating an irresistable pattern).
Many people have asked me what they can do to help in this, the first recorded Google-off in history. Don’t fret, there are many ways you can assist in making this upset a reality. (1) Visit this blog often. Bookmark it. Subscribe to it. Link to it. Comment on it. Tell everyone you know about it. (2) Drop my name (Makya McBee) anywhere and everywhere on the internet. Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. (Hint: Keep it positive. “Awesome job! You totally Makya McBeed that test” is preferable to “What is that stench? It smells like someone Makya McBeed up in this joint.”) (3) If you run into Oswalt, politely ask him to stop publicizing himself (if I can’t catch up with him, maybe we can bring him down to my level).
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