The Patton Oswalt Google-Off
This blog began with one very simple premise…I must acquire more Google results than comedian/actor/writer Patton Oswalt. My first blog entry theorized that were I able to become as well-known as Oswalt I would be able to get published. Makes sense, right?
Granted, he has a huge head start. But anything is possible if you believe. And everyone likes an underdog. I’m Rocky. I’m Rudy. I’m Reggie (okay, I’m not sure which Reggie I’m referring to here, it’s just that the two-syllable R-named underdogs of cinematic fame were creating an irresistable pattern).
Cover of Rudy (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray
Many people have asked me what they can do to help in this, the first recorded Google-off in history. Don’t fret, there are many ways you can assist in making this upset a reality. (1) Visit this blog often. Bookmark it. Subscribe to it. Link to it. Comment on it. Tell everyone you know about it. (2) Drop my name (Makya McBee) anywhere and everywhere on the internet. Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. (Hint: Keep it positive. ”Awesome job! You totally Makya McBeed that test” is preferable to “What is that stench? It smells like someone Makya McBeed up in this joint.”) (3) If you run into Oswalt, politely ask him to stop publicizing himself (if I can’t catch up with him, maybe we can bring him down to my level).
If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact me at makyamcbee@hotmail.com
Good luck to you in defeating Patton Oswalt. Do you also have a gang sign that I can flash…something like “MM”?
No sign, but, lucky for you, my gang colors are every color. I get a lot of support.
Yes! I will wear my paisly print gang shirt in your honor. Let’s see Patton Oswalt have gang members do that for him.
Good luck Chuck…. I hope you found the humor in that statement. If not, at least I got a chuckle out of it. Lmao! No but seriously, good luck man.
Your reference has sailed over my head…isn’t that a Dane Cook movie? There must be a connection here I’m missing (wouldn’t be the first time). Nevertheless, I appreciate the support. Patton’s not an easy man to defeat.
Who is Patton Oswalt?
He’s the guy that’s just famous enough to get published, but not so famous that everyone (like, for example, you) knows who he is. He’s probably best known for the TV show The King of Queens, here’s what he’s done – look at me, I’m Patton’s resume.
how did you add share button in your blog?
It’s easier for you to just cut and paste that question into Google (along with “wordpress”) than for someone as technically impaired as I to answer it. Thanks for stopping by and good luck.
Simply because you are the funniest blogger (not Blogger as in blogspot but blogger like thats wht you do), I may just add “makya mcbee” as tags on all my posts.
That’s the best idea I’ve heard in weeks…then again, I don’t get out of the apartment much…
I have your link on my blog….good luck against Patton Oswalt…..I find him pretty aggravating!
Thank you, Becky. Another step towards a just world in which I am given as much recognition as those who have actually worked for it. Keep up the good work.
Looks like Patton is stepping up his game … good luck!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/patton-oswalt-gets-kicked-out-of-a-movie-theater-f
Thanks for the update. It’s been many months since I’ve directed my attention to my initial opponent…perhaps it is time to refocus.